Quote #856
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
Quote #20362
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
Quote #841
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #18913
Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time.
Quote #5390
Live free or die; death is not the worst of evils.
Quote #5196
The mind can also be an erogenous zone.
Quote #396
Art is one thing that can go on mattering once it has stopped hurting.
Quote #33391
When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to...
Quote #25491
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Quote #7717
Assume a virtue, if you have it not.