Quote #30302
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #10762
To fail to plan is to plan to fail.
Quote #17665
Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime therefore, we must be saved by...
Quote #10446
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #8846
In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My...
Quote #25292
Sometimes when I consider what tremendous consequences come from little things – I am...
Quote #18932
Nurture your mind with great thoughts, For you will never go any higher that...
Quote #29980
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
Quote #20624
I thought they’d get one of us, but Jack, after all he’s been through,...