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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Quote #31042
So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
Quote #33857
One’s first book, kiss, home run, is always the best.
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Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does...
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The wrong thing to do about any given circumstance or situation is to do...
Quote #18164
A good friend is my nearest relation.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we...
Quote #10465
All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
Quote #21785
We are never so defensless against suffering as when we love.