Quote #34373
Who would’ve thought such a slight tilt in our earthly axis could make such...
Quote #17929
Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
Quote #22935
The longest journey is the journey inward.
Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #11623
I have no life, just e-mail.
Quote #30713
Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...
Quote #17001
Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....
Quote #652
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Quote #18217
I have always believed that all things depended upon Fortune, and nothing upon ourselves.