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I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...
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There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner,...
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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
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All my life I wanted to be someone I guess I should have been...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...
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Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the...
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for...
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Man seeketh in society comfort, use and protection.