Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #5969
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Quote #34830
A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn’t exactly been...
Quote #9281
And so faith is closing your eyes and following the breath of your soul...
Quote #20044
The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems...
Quote #2130
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...
Quote #12088
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #18071
The great omission in American life is solitude. . . that zone of time...
Quote #1233
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.