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It’s not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It’s what you...
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The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded...
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Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
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Nature does not give to those who will not spend.
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People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse...
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Doubting God’s existence is okay and perfectly acceptable within Christianity as long as the...
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The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry...
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Washington is like a self-sealing tank on a military aircraft. When a bullet passes...
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A man’s true wealth is the good he does in the world.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...