Quote #6938
Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
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Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man but for one man who can stand...
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If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be –...
Quote #4374
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
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For this invention of yours will produce forgetfulness in the minds of those who...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #11948
The President can bomb anybody he likes.
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A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is...
Quote #10706
If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.