Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #28598
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Quote #6930
Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits....
Quote #2072
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
Quote #1065
Start slow and taper off.
Quote #23790
Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits.
Quote #33490
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Quote #4746
Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
Quote #29827
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that,...
Quote #17884
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but...