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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.
Quote #21370
At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...
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Gallia est omnis divisa in partres tres. (All Gaul is divided into three parts)
Quote #34024
You think a man is a man cause he wears team colors and guzzles...
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Ill feel that horrible feeling in my stomach you get when youve gone over...
Quote #23414
I see great things in baseball. It’s our game–the American game. It will take...
Quote #33810
Give not over thy soul to sorrow and afflict not thyself in thy own...
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If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
Quote #19175
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.