Quote #2747
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
Quote #15592
Condense some daily experience into a glowing symbol, and an audience is electrified.
Quote #5789
We can spend our whole lives underachieving.
Quote #11165
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
Quote #23332
The Soviet Union would remain a one-party nation even if an opposition party were...
Quote #10443
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
Quote #33308
There’s often no way you can look into the game of life and determine...
Quote #26712
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #11910
The way we see the problem is the problem.
Quote #32776
All the problems of the world could be settled easily if men were only...