Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will...
Quote #4715
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Quote #16333
The art of conversation consist as much in listening politely, as in talking agreeably.
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A sound American is simply one who has put out of his mind all...
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Don’t cling to fame. You’re just borrowing it. It’s like money. You’re going to...
Quote #19858
To find a friend one must close one eye To keep him, two.
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The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if...
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America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a...
Quote #26809
The more deeply the path is etched, the more it is used, and the...