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A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5×11 inch paper cannot...
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Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of...
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I know that you think you know what I said. But I’m not sure...
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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If you pump casually, you will pump forever. Pump hard to begin with and...
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Whatever happened to that old-fashioned Grandpa If he still survives, he must be hiding...
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It matters not how tall you are, but how straight you grow.
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We should every night call ourselves to an account; What infirmity have I mastered...
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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
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Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...