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If wisdom were on sale in the open market, the stupid would not even...
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Lefty A wise guy’s always right even when he’s wrong, he’s right.
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I love cats. I love their grace and their elegance. I love their independence...
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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Practical efficiency is common, and lofty idealism not uncommon; it is the combination which...
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I am for freedom of religion, & against all maneuvres to bring about a...
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Without question, reading has been the foundation of whatever success I’ve had in my...
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When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the...
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The process of preparing programs for a digital computer is especially attractive, not only...