Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #17650
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #14051
All truth passes through 3 stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently...
Quote #4695
Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be,...
Quote #3011
It takes a wonderful brain and exquisite senses to produce a few stupid ideas.
Quote #20042
If you have a lemon, make lemonade.
Quote #21518
She was a phantom of delight When first she gleam’d upon my sight A...
Quote #19721
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
Quote #19648
When you have eliminated the impossible, that which remains, however improbable, must be the...
Quote #10389
To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything...