Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #31484
Americans and British have different ways of saying things. They say ‘elevator,’ we say...
Quote #25579
Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion
Quote #24597
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the...
Quote #34861
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #32098
Never solve a problem from its original perspective.
Quote #33221
I know of only one bird – the parrot – that talks and it...
Quote #20101
You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when...
Quote #15397
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Quote #13183
My only fear is that I may live too long. This would be a...