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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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I don’t think necessity is the mother of invention – invention, in my opinion,...
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Truth, in the matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.
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People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what...
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Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day...
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Before God we are all equally wise – and equally foolish.
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A prosperous fool is a grievous burden.
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When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or...
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There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see...
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The lucky man is he who knows how much to leave to chance.