Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #4370
Man is the measure of all things.
Quote #12313
Why is my existence so perfect with dark places? And why do I no...
Quote #15136
I have always believed, and I still believe, that whatever good or bad fortune...
Quote #29945
The typical American of today has lost all the love of liberty, that his...
Quote #31977
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #22452
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #22520
My strong point is not rhetoric, it isn’t showmanship, it isn’t big promises-those things...
Quote #28278
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...