Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #5425
Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the...
Quote #9940
The most profound statements are often said in silence.
Quote #8299
I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the...
Quote #28086
To your friends, you’re like a trash bag they’ll use you for a little...
Quote #2670
There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and...
Quote #3814
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs...
Quote #29655
In my experience, there is no such thing as ‘luck.’
Quote #246
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...