Quote #14144
The happiest moments of my life have a been the few which I have...
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is six to five...
Quote #18000
Evil draws men together.
Quote #22451
One drink is just right two is too many three are too few.
Quote #28363
What am I afraid of I’ll tell you a feather. that’s right, a feather....
Quote #3399
…for no man lives in the external truth among salts and acids, but in...
Quote #28748
I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
Quote #25663
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Quote #31878
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.