Quote #17745
When I find myself in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby...
Quote #27916
I’d rather be lucky than good.
Quote #28326
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #250
Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time...
Quote #267
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended...
Quote #26596
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Quote #23952
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have...
Quote #4943
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Quote #15822
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.