Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #6228
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster....
Quote #24898
Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
Quote #18740
When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend, tell him so.
Quote #32829
I was born an American I will live an American I shall die an...
Quote #1278
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good...
Quote #267
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended...
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #21306
We shall not fail or falter we shall not weaken or tire…Give us the...
Quote #8054
It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of...