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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
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The surest method against scandal is to live it down by perseverance in well...
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There are two sorts of curiosity — the momentary and the permanent. The momentary...
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The story of my boyhood and that of my brothers is important only because...
Quote #1923
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
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When in the pursuit of happiness Obstacles cross our way, When all seems lost...
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one ‘O...
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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Our own heart, and not other men’s opinion, form our true honor.