Quote #1763
The world began when I was born and the world is mine to win
Quote #107
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Quote #3963
A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving...
Quote #13510
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.
Quote #23319
You know, it was only a generation ago that actors couldn’t be buried in...
Quote #11960
It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little...
Quote #3664
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to...
Quote #354
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
Quote #11899
Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
Quote #20201
Ae fond kiss, and then we severA farewell, and then foreverDeep in heart-wrung tears...