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For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
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When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,...
Quote #6444
Sometimes it takes courage to give into temptation.
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The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in...
Quote #7805
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Quote #1974
Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #22152
First say to yourself what you would be and then do what you have...
Quote #28324
Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #2701
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is...