Quote #4430
The best armor is to keep out of range.
Quote #14514
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #15634
If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as...
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #28017
There’s no such thing as security. There never has been.
Quote #26711
Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
Quote #5878
Talk not of genius baffled, Genius is master of man. Genius does what it...
Quote #20790
Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...