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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having...
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The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard...
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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What we say is important for in most cases the mouth speaks what the...
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When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be...
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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
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More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the...
Quote #33587
To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body, the mind...