Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #11821
There comes a time when a man must spit on his hands, hoist the...
Quote #23798
There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the...
Quote #14441
To wisdom belongs the intellectual apprehension of things eternal; to knowledge, the rational apprehension...
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #27328
I’ll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
Quote #8385
If a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.
Quote #24090
If I have not read a book before, it is, for all intents and...
Quote #23301
Today we have done what we had to do. If necessary, we shall do...
Quote #19879
The African is my brother-but he is my younger brother by several centuries.