Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #1994
Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.
Quote #25662
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they...
Quote #19193
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Quote #3694
Political language – and with variations this is true of all political parties, from...
Quote #31329
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and...
Quote #14862
Early morning hath gold in its mouth.
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #19891
He who is calm disturbs neither himself nor others.
Quote #11582
When you control the ball, you control the score.