Quote #18633
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Quote #24241
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
Quote #20761
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #32650
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Quote #6760
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #21788
What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and...
Quote #17121
Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
Quote #3000
I was not successful as a ballplayer, as it was a game of skill.
Quote #10885
Peace has never come from dropping bombs. Real peace comes from enlightenment and educating...