Quote #29628
If you can’t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
Quote #5985
What you cannot enforce, do not command.
Quote #22558
I’m not addicted to nicotine, so why do I have to participate in your...
Quote #17800
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn...
Quote #34213
Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and...
Quote #31766
Speech was given to the ordinary sort of men, whereby to communicate their mind...
Quote #7985
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
Quote #21321
I wish they would only take me as I am.
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #886
When you have read the Bible, you will know it is the word of...