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When in doubt, duck.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to...
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Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments...
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Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that...
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Procrastination is like a credit card it’s a lot of fun until you get...
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To them that ask, where have you seen the gods, or how do you...
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When Thales was asked what was difficult, he said, ‘To know one’s self.’ And...