Quote #349
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #12837
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into...
Quote #23014
Something we were withholding made us weak, until we found out it was ourselves.
Quote #15402
The more you talk to yourself, the more apt you are to lie.
Quote #10463
Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is,...
Quote #2492
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
Quote #2997
The love of money is the root of all virtue.
Quote #8462
It is well enough that the people of this nation do not understand our...
Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.