Quote #3406
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
Quote #34861
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #3649
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
Quote #19493
You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...
Quote #6583
To be great is to be misunderstood.
Quote #9931
An envious heart makes a treacherous ear.
Quote #10661
I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities...
Quote #27573
Our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times.
Quote #8573
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.