Quote #22797
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
Quote #16202
As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they that have least with are...
Quote #18888
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
Quote #23108
Be not too hasty to trust or admire the teachers of morality they discourse...
Quote #34508
I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.
Quote #24653
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #1902
The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.
Quote #4840
Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and...
Quote #20279
Real friendship is shown in times of trouble prosperity is full of friends.
Quote #1864
Health food makes me sick.