Quote #28235
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Quote #5147
Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
Quote #4589
Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.
Quote #367
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
Quote #33592
Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don’t.
Quote #3089
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
Quote #34738
Well, you’re either lovers or you’re wanting to be lovers or you’re trying not...
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #902
SCCS is the source-code motel — your code checks in but it never checks...
Quote #12246
We have flown the air like birds and swum the seas like fishes, but...