Quote #3001
I like a friend better for having faults that one can talk about.
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When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be...
Quote #3071
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
Quote #1991
I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most...
Quote #19994
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
Quote #27505
If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me
Quote #28956
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye...
Quote #33449
A good friend of my son’s is a son to me.
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Writing is a solitary occupation. Family, friends, and society are the natural enemies of...
Quote #27031
The national task that had been incumbent upon me for 18 years is hereby...