Quote #10798
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would...
Quote #18100
I won’t take my religion from any man who never works except with his...
Quote #5538
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Quote #25573
By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have...
Quote #2962
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another...
Quote #31785
When you say Yes, say it quickly. But always take a half hour to...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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We more frequently fail to face the right problem than fail to solve the...
Quote #2536
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Quote #5659
Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.