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The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the...
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
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The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
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Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as...
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Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out...
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Getting there isn’t half the fun – it’s all the fun.
Quote #21755
It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.
Quote #24979
Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is...