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The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
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The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do...
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Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best...
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Television is the first truly democratic culture — the first culture available to everybody...
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Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
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Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that...
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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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I have had dreams and I have had nightmares, but I have conquered my...