Quote #25885
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
Quote #22731
The main thing needed to make men happy is intelligence.
Quote #28310
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed...
Quote #3499
Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out...
Quote #3611
…. You ask, What is our policy? I will say; “It is to wage...
Quote #8149
Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
Quote #24522
The pot calls the kettle black.
Quote #25520
But screw up your courage to the sticking place, And we’ll not fail.
Quote #8302
Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and...
Quote #8834
The best mirror is an old friend.