Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #19374
When you meet the president, you ask yourself, How did it ever occur to...
Quote #33415
A person who trusts no one can’t be trusted.
Quote #1815
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Quote #22237
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it...
Quote #2057
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
Quote #6427
This is like deja vu all over again.
Quote #2382
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something...
Quote #19398
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of...
Quote #32796
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin