Quote #1753
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Quote #27045
Once upon a time there was an old country, wrapped up in habit and...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #464
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #31285
When I am dead, my dearest, Sing no sad songs for me Plant thou...
Quote #14521
There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Quote #65
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Quote #1199
Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.
Quote #32008
It is very strange that the years teach us patience – that the shorter...
Quote #13215
Why should I buy expensive art when I can make my own.