Quote #24836
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
Quote #30182
Home is not where you live but where they understand you.
Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #32094
A cat does not want all the world to love her — only those...
Quote #18098
The fog comes on little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and city...
Quote #28625
Sometimes the best gain is to lose.
Quote #29692
Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Quote #17156
Great things are accomplished by talented people who believe they will accomplish them.
Quote #19161
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Quote #33797
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.