Quote #34848
There is no mystery, at least not the kind you want. In real life...
Quote #24523
There are only two families in the world, the Haves and Have-Nots.
Quote #31234
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #27438
Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
Quote #20363
People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Quote #26233
All I really need to know about how to live and what to do...
Quote #20293
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
Quote #14843
Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win...
Quote #541
The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman.
Quote #912
God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, thehelpless, the miserable. They find not...