Quote #1798
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Quote #786
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Quote #13145
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars.
Quote #32355
When the time comes for friends to part, love will be the bride, from...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #31378
In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are...
Quote #19604
Al Czervik Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook...
Quote #34520
It’s sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.
Quote #8749
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered...
Quote #17290
Our happiness depends on wisdom all the way.