Quote #27236
When it’s all over, it’s not who you were. . . it’s whether you...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #5034
People judge you not by the size of your feet, but by whether your...
Quote #30075
I said I didn’t want to spend most of my life in Holidays Inns,...
Quote #28849
Castles in the air – they are so easy to take refuge in. And...
Quote #20689
For the first fourteen years for a rod they do whine, For the next...
Quote #10498
Idiots…nothing can live forever.
Quote #30640
Living together is an art.
Quote #4177
The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man...
Quote #1786
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...