Quote #4425
I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others...
Quote #11731
Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
Quote #20911
For ’tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard…
Quote #1423
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Quote #30802
Ask the experienced rather than the learned.
Quote #1048
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky
Quote #27014
Nature is not cruel, pitilessly, indifferent. This is one of the hardest lessons for...
Quote #25590
He who ignores discipline despises himself, but whoever heeds correction gains understanding.
Quote #25282
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #21615
Life has no other discipline to impose, if we would but realize it, than...