Quote #25937
All of life’s great lessons present themselves again and again until mastered.
Quote #3646
I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price...
Quote #11803
The world is my lobster.
Quote #29558
There are two insults no human being will endure that he has no sense...
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #16475
Don’t simply retire from something have something to retire to.
Quote #17876
The billiard table is better than the doctor.
Quote #14519
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Quote #694
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Quote #29848
The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep.