Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
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A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not...
Quote #22201
I have probably purchased fifty ‘hot tips’ in my career, maybe even more. When...
Quote #34345
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a...
Quote #16794
Martyrdom… is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
Quote #6834
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean,...
Quote #30314
A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid it is only deferred, and we...
Quote #6068
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Quote #34892
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #23033
Fans don’t boo nobodies.